a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time
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Scoliosis
Me when someone puts ice down my shirt
I have so many questions
In the name of everything decent in this world, you have got to turn the sound on.
so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk
happy halloween month time for my favourite post of all time